ID: the text "tfw you realise trump respects turkeys more than women" above a photo of trump about to pardon a turkey that's in front of him, asking "am I allowed to touch it?"
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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maybe getting attacked by a bald eagle needs to happen more often
I imagine a bird of prey could relatively easily be trained to go for his hair (E: though I don't actually know shit about it lol). Any falconers out there up for the task?
Raptors can see eight to ten times better than humans.
No way they'll be able to find his hair.