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[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah .... I was never a fan of that idea .... let's go to a public gym full of strangers that regularly spill or can potentially spill their bodily fluids.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Are you intentionally trying to imply that people piss and bleed on the machines? I think people generally just sweat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Sweat is stored in the balls?

[–] Tylerdurdon 13 points 19 hours ago

Hey man, some of us have to mark our territory before using it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Prince Andrew's Lemmy account?

[–] flicker 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I just clean every machine before I use it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Who doesn't?

I go a bit farther than most people and bring disinfecting wipes to wipe down before and after I use the machine. After seeing a gym employee pour half of one cleaning spray bottle into another and fill them both with water from the drink fountain, I decided I didn't trust gyms to have proper cleaning supplies.

By the time I die I will probably have spent a full gym's worth of equipment in wipes, but for now I still can't afford a home gym outside a couple free weights.

[–] SkyezOpen 2 points 14 hours ago

Can't you basically hit every muscle with a couple free weights anyway? Hell, a kettle bell is probably all you need.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

*wipe with towel