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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] fluckx 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Next up. We're renaming dollars to x-coin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

X-bucks, it scans better. Sorry not sorry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

No x-bucks is alimony