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[โ€“] ladicius 171 points 1 week ago (57 children)

Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.

Hygiene is very sexy.

[โ€“] papalonian 161 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (30 children)

Gonna preface this by saying Ive got no issues with you or your comment, I recognize what community I'm in.

But advice like this is so frustrating for actually normal people who are single and are struggling to find a partner. It implies anyone who can't get a date can't do so because they're the equivalent of a stinky smelly mongoloid who's been wearing the same underwear he uses to clean his pits for 3 days.

Again your comment is perfectly valid given the context. OOP probably left out that he tipped his fedora to the m'lady because of all the dandruff that fell off when he did it. But being told in normal communities to "just take a shower bro you'll get a date ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ" feels like being corrected on your spelling, in a math test, when you spelled the word correctly in the first place.

/rant

Edit: oof. So I upset some people with this one, obviously, but the only people I care about that I upset are the ones who pointed out the unfortunate term used above. As some had guessed I had no idea of it's origins. (Ironically, I noticed the similarity when my phone generously assumed I wasn't a bigot and tried autocorrecting to something.. marginally less offensive, but in the midst of typing out a rant I didn't think twice.)

I'm leaving it so others can see my mistake and hopefully learn from it. But when selecting fun and frivolous language, I'll make sure to remove that one from the pot.

[โ€“] adam_y 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude, the use of "mongoloid" is not cool.

You know what it means, right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The double whammy of referring to a specific syndrome and racist origins

[โ€“] TheDoozer 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit, just looked that up, and it has layers to it. Based on the rest of their comments in the thread, I'm sure it wasn't intentional, they probably had no idea of the origins and meanings (I certainly didn't), but man is that one problematic.

[โ€“] papalonian 1 points 1 week ago

OOF.

Based on the rest of their comments in the thread, I'm sure it wasn't intentional, they probably had no idea of the origins and meanings

Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt. Probably should've clicked when my phone graciously tried to save me with autocorrect, but I was typiiiing.

Original comment updated.

[โ€“] papalonian 0 points 1 week ago

Well I'll just see myself out then.

Comment updated. Thanks. Sorry.

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