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I know im a big nerd but "Musk also presented the Optimus robot, your plastic pal who’s fun to be with — “your own personal R2-D2, C-3PO!”.
Why would I need an astromech droid Musk? At least a GNK droid provides power. Stupid sexy gonk droid.
Don't have much use for a protocol droid either.
What I really need is a droid who speaks the binary language of moisture vaporators.
i believe @self is writing one in Nix
you know, humidity control is one of the few parts of my house that isn’t controlled by a handbuilt Linux system I’ve fastened to the wall
…so what I’m saying is now I’m writing one in nix, yes
I need one with a sleeve mount that can dirty talk.
H e y
T h e r e ,
A d e q u a t l y
S i z e d
B o y .
A r e
Y o u
S e e k i n g
P l e a s u r e ?
We have a protocol droid at home, it's called curl.
Considering the important parts of that, aka the languages can be done by your phone sure. But it would at least have a minimal use. R2 d2 needs special attachments to serve drinks.
The cybertray, competitively priced at 4000$ and the reported risk of it breaking when wet is fairly minimal.