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Camping is in tents (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've always heard it as, "What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents."

Similar to another favorite of mine:

"This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water."

[–] PapaStevesy 7 points 2 months ago

A man says to his doctor, "I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a tepee I'm a wigwam!"

"Relax!" says the doctor, "You're two tents!"