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[–] Okokimup 58 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Person man, person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan, Lives his life in a garbage can, Person man

Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, Person Man

[–] FoolishObserver 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Triangle, man! Triangle Man! Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight; Triangle wins. Triangle Man.

[–] samus12345 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But who wins between Triangle Man and Universe Man?

[–] flicker 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Universe Man is usually kind to smaller man, so he let's Triangle think he's won.

[–] samus12345 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe the millennium and and eon hands are currently meeting, so it's a happy land. (It didn't specify if the minute hand also had to be)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Your wise words blind me Internet person