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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'll never not laugh at

"Kane! How many times have I told you to knock before coming into my office?"

"Uh... I did knock but I think the music is too loud?"

"Does it scare you?"

"No... I just don't really like techno."

"You would if you had robot ears."

"Uh.... Yeah. Maybe."

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

My brother and I quote this money to this day, such a classic.

"How could he see me?"