Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Lets increase the burn rate. Whats the shittiest million dollar idea you can come up with? (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They have those four-legged drones that kinda resemble dogs. You subscribe to this service and they give you these BLE beacon flags. The flags have a poop emoji 💩. When your dog poops you post a flag and mark it in the app. A robot dog comes and picks up the shit, and also hoses down the surface by lifting its rear hind leg. When you buy the flags you pay upfront for the service that comes with them. No subscription just removal of feces for $1. That’s a shitty idea.

[–] herrvogel 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have an idea to make this idea even wilder. Make the robot dog lift its front hind leg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

We want robot dogs with a good moral compass.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Only if it’s walking backwards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Good burn rate. Maybe we also throw some blockchain in there somehow to increase it.