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Possible marriage material? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/funny

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[–] MrJameGumb 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dump him. That's a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.

[–] SpruceBringsteen 17 points 7 months ago

I don't want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.