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French cyclist fined after stopping to kiss his wife at the Tour de France (www.cnn.com)

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

However, former US cyclist Lance Armstrong seemed less than impressed. “Oh no, he’s straight up stopped,” said Armstrong in an Instagram story he posted. “Oh no, no, no.”

Yeah, I'll take someone showing affection to their life partner over the opinion of someone who dragged the image of the sport through the mud via rampant cheating and unbridled narcissism.