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Kevin Bacon Dons Elaborate Disguise To Experience Life As Non-Famous Person, Concludes “This Sucks” (deadline.com)

submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/nottheonion

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[–] Iheartcheese 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If I suck your dick it's almost like I sucked Kevin Bacon's dick

[–] krashmo 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's beautiful

[–] Iheartcheese 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It brings a tear to my eye

[–] FuglyDuck 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure dick shouldn’t smell like that. Maybe mention it so they can get a trip to planned parenthood, you know. Get it checked out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm just glad to see everyone caring about each other like this. It's magical.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

That's what I keep telling people