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Online shop selling USED TAMPONS to strangers: 'Lucrative business'. (au.news.yahoo.com)

submitted 3 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/nottheonion

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Too bad I'm in menopause.

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[–] themeatbridge 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I get nosebleeds some times. Am I throwing away profits?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Unless you breathe with your pussy, no

Who knows horny men, though...

[–] themeatbridge 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But how would they know the difference?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Smell, color, clotting?

[–] themeatbridge 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are we expecting these customers to knowthe difference? I'm over here formulating a business plan, so let me know please.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, if they are return customers from some other offering...

Otherwise nah, they don't.

[–] Shou 1 points 3 months ago

I suppose of the bleed is bad enough, and clots enough, they can't tell em apart.