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Surely nothing can go wrong with eating Tyranids (lemmy.world)
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[โ€“] thesporkeffect 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was curious and some quick research suggests the following:

  1. Tyranids are almost certainly inedible if not outright poisonous. They are biological machines and may have features such as acidic blood, ingestion-based mutagens, etc
  2. On the other hand, Orks may be tasty, they're mushroom based and anecdotally better than guard rations. Kind of like a slightly less ethical Impossible burger
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure Ork burgers either end with spreading the Ork fungus to other planets or a slightly too rare burger growing grots inside your intestines