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submitted 5 months ago by CenturionKing to c/funny

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't one just hold it down while standing up?

[–] Everythingispenguins 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can you touch the toilet seat when you are standing? I can't. It seem one would have to hold ot down stand half way. Make a 180° turn, then let go as you stand up all the way. All with you pants around your ankles.

I am going to stick with manual toilet seats. I wouldn't stop you it you want to make a spring loaded one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I can touch an area behind my butt during the whole sitting up motion, if I just want to prevent sliding.

But anyhow I can't stop you either. I'll have to invite you to the focus group when I'm a big time toilet seat inventor. :-D