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[–] NegativeLookBehind 31 points 5 months ago (6 children)

What if I want to gain two inches?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Then you can call me. I'll give you two inches.

[–] NickwithaC 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

🍪🍪🍪🍪

[–] NegativeLookBehind 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Your endeavours are stored in the balls.

[–] AngryishHumanoid 6 points 5 months ago

If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone

eventually.

[–] Skullgrid 2 points 5 months ago

just have one funnel cake... eating contest.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if I don't have to inches?

[–] YarHarSuperstar 1 points 5 months ago

You have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.