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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] DrMorose 6 points 5 months ago (6 children)

If they float, it typically means the person is consuming too much fat in their diet. Not always but moat times.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I need to start shitting in moats again

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you call fine paintings floating in a water-filled ditch? Mozart!

[–] ma11en 2 points 5 months ago

That's close to being a joke.

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