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[–] Bezzelbob 46 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pilferjinx 28 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Damn, White Jesus is an asshole.

[–] Dasus 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Always has been.

Reject white Jesus, accept Black Jesus

I'm not religious just to make that clear

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He certainly wasn't Dutch Irish. But there were plenty of Caucasians in the Levant some 2000 years ago. He could have just as easily been Ptolemaic as Ethiopian.

Whatever his skin tone, I think its safe to say he was very tan. But, as a charismatic religious demagogue, there's ample reason to suspect he was good looking by the standards of the era - presumably tall, handsome, smooth spoken, and fairly well-groomed.

[–] III 1 points 6 months ago

But, as a charismatic religious demagogue

Maybe he was fat, ugly and had fake orange skin....

[–] FlyingSquid 0 points 6 months ago

It's just a fun song. Click through.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well Korean Jesus is busy. With Korean shit.

[–] AngryCommieKender 1 points 6 months ago

Korean Jesus clearly lives at a gym. Korean Jesus is more ripped than Superman

[–] suction 1 points 6 months ago

So Kimchi and watching sexually and contractually raped desirable young people sing and dance?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The funny thing is Jesus was, in fact, guilty of treason against the state

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That requires you to assume the goals of a Christian nation are out of line with the goals of a Roman Empire. And Emperor Constantine certainly didn't seem to think so.

[–] suction 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Uhh wait, which MCU phase is this from?

— right wing chuds

[–] arken 5 points 6 months ago

John Constantine is DC universe, duh.