Shitty Superpowers

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You can absorb rocks (hilariouschaos.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Thats it. You just absorb them

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a pretty good search and rescue power, you can clear debris by just hoovering it all up like a vacuum

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

captin planet