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‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (17 children)

I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who's tried it has ever eaten.

I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I'd probably eat one a week.

It's a real problem.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

You.. uhh.. got any recipes you might wanna share my friend?

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