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[–] seanziepples 38 points 4 months ago (21 children)

I spent years with an ingrown toenail. I could walk on it just fine but if I stubbed it I'd be down for about 10 minutes. Finally just went to the Dr and he fixed it right up. Now when I cut the nail I just have to make sure I don't cut it too short or risk it becoming ingrown again. I was kicking myself for not having done this sooner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (18 children)

Can you please explain the process the doctor did to correct it? Everything online involved some surgery. Your comment made it look less painful.

[–] Bytemeister 12 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I had the surgery done on both of my big toes, both sides.

Let me preface with this, the surgery is very short, done with local anesthesia, mostly painless, and very cool to watch. The recovery time is short (I think it was 3 days until I was able to play soccer again).

Now for the gory details. To start, they need to numb up your toe. The nerves they need to numb on the underside of your foot on either side of your tone bone. For reasons, they can't just do a short needle through the bottom of the foot, so they go in through the top with a long, big ass needle. For me, they used a cryo spray that numb my toe a bit, there was definitely a pinch, but honestly not bad, I'd give it a 2/10 on a pain scale. For reference, I'd consider the ingrown nail a 2, and it jumps up to a 5 if you stubbed it. After the anesthesia, they roll a castration band over your toe to cut off the blood supply so it doesn't squirt all over the place when they cut the nail. After a few minutes, they cut your nail straight back all the way to the nailbed, past the cuticle, then they use a chemical cauterizing agent on wooden stick to burn the nailbed to prevent regrowth stop bleeding, and sterilize the areas. After that, they remove the band, wrap your toe in gauze and give you your post op paperwork.

Post op instruction for me were to soak my toe twice a day in an epsom salt solution, and otherwise keep the area dry and clean. I had some bloody pus discharge from my toe the first time I changed the bandage, but it was clean after that.

[–] smort 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah I watched the doc do mine, just one side of one big toe though

The whole time, all I could think was “holy shit that looks like it would hurt if I weren’t numbed up”

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