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Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they ? (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitleLeaves

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Grandmothers like to pinch these (hilariouschaos.com)
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If it weren’t for these, no one would be aware of Idaho’s existence (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitlePotato

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Sauerkraut owes its existence to this head (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitleCabbage

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A mini solar powered computer designed to help you pass Algebra (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitleCalculator

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A stellar five-limbed sea creature (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitleStarfish

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What word sounds the same even after you take away four of its five letters? (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitleQueue

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What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house? (hilariouschaos.com)
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TitleThe sun

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Like a shadow in the dark, deceptively similar to the real thing yet lacking in true value. As innocent as a newborn child, it appears genuine at first glance, fooling even the most vigilant eyes. (hilariouschaos.com)
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However, under closer inspection, its flaws and imperfections are revealed,marking it as a mere imitation of the authenticity it aims to replicate.

TitleCounterfeit money

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I give advice to others, yet I know nothing myself. I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still while others pass by me. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerA road sign

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerNone, they'd rather just sit in the fuckin' dark and argue about who broke it.

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What did the zero say to the eight? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerNice belt.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerTo get to the other slide, you moronic mother clucker.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? (hilariouschaos.com)
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spoilerA stick.

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I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerPencil lead.

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Which part of a boat, does a shopaholic like the most? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerThe sail

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What can you keep after giving it to someone? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerYour word

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What is deaf, dumb and blind but always tells the truth? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA mirror.

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Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA bunk bed.

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What goes up but never comes down? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerYour age.

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What tastes better than it smells? (hilariouschaos.com)
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AnswerYour tongue

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I'm green and leafy, with towering giants and hidden secrets. You can hear my whispers in the breeze. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerThe forest.

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I'm a legendary beast with scales and claws, guarding treasure in ancient lore. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA dragon.

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I'm where stories come to life, on a screen for all to see. Popcorn in hand, you watch with delight. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilerA movie theater.

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I'm vast and endless, with stars that twinkle and planets that roam. Explorers dream of journeying through me. What am I? (hilariouschaos.com)
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SpoilersOuter space.

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